Fuck knows.

How I got out of doing the dishes

• My mom: Do the dishes.
• Me: *places sock on counter*
• My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
• Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
• My mom: Wait, what?
• Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!
• Me: *runs to room*

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